Friday, 27 April 2012

Mini Newspaper

BJC INCORPORATED              APRIL 2012          5 VATU
The Funny Fairy
The funny fairy was found in Mary Pevensie’s garden and it is named the funny fairy because it is so cute.
        Mary Pevensie, who first saw the funny fairy, tells us about it. “Hi. when you look at the photo I took don’t be confused by the wings because they have wings that can’t lift them off the ground but they fly with the breezes and their wings are invisible. I found that out because when I was about to go inside, I heard a buzzing noise and I turned around to
see the funny fairy flying away with the breeze and steering with its wings”.
        OK thank you Mary Pevensie for your information. This is the end of this article thank you for reading "the funny fairy".


Demesco Store 

BUY STORIES FROM DEMESCO STORE. PLENTY OF BOOKS TO READ. YOU WILL ALWAYS GET PULLED INTO A STORY OR ADVENTURE. IT IS GOOD FOR BOYS AND GIRLS. PHONE 80178.
Gymnastics
Come to gymnastics. Make your muscles stronger every day. You would never get bullied again. Sign in at four. Have free training. Classes at One. Never be late.

The Mystery Plane at Two O'clock
Come at two o’clock, every one is welcome. Fly over jungles and bushes and have fun with the mystery plane. Some times you go on a mystery or go tracking down a crime and you might even see a dinosaur. So go on the mystery plane at two o’clock.

The Magic Club
TIME TO SIGN UP IS AT THREE! YOU SIGN UP DIRTY AND RUDE. YOU COME OUT PRETTY AND POLITE . SIGN IN MEAN COME OUT KIND. YOU WILL NEVER GET INTO TROUBLE AGAIN. YOU WOULD LEARN TO BE PERFECT. NOBODY COULD OUT-WIT YOUR KINDNESS. YOU WOULD BE THE BEST OF THE BEST TO COME OUT. SIGN IN IF YOU WANT  TO GO TO THE MAGIC CLUB.
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AFTER (in riches)

3 comments:

Mum said...

This is a wonderful newspaper! I enjoyed reading it very much. Thank you for posting it.

Little Em said...

I thoroughly enjoyed this! I would sign up for gymnastics ;)

Shameless self-promotion alert: I made a blog! http://andoneforthepot.blogspot.com.au/

Pretty much a celebration of my love of tea. One day I will even tell of the joys of Ni-Van tea ;)

Love to you all!

Anonymous said...

Dear Granny and Emily,

Thank-you for your kinds words!

Love from Bethany