Tapping ants from my toothbrush,
shoo-ing geckos from my bed,
sifting weevils from the flour,
combing lice from my head!
And the chorus would include these lines:
This is the life
of this missionary wife
But it would have to end like this;
but I wouldn't change the life
of this missionary wife.
Because despite all the little things that make me groan and complain sometimes, its definitely worth being here.